I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. I think I made you up inside my head.
 Sylvia Plath (via feellng)

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

frisbeebiscuit:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

hi im that someone that eats all the lemon starburst 

awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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